So apparently my colon is patronizing me, now. Just a few minutes after I post about not pooping, it squirts this little turd out. Turd is absolutely the best word to describe it, too. Look at that little thing, hiding at the bottom. And that's not the tip of the iceberg, either. That's like 90% of the thing, in full view. Totally an unimpressive start.To make matters worse, my mind was so distracted by my immaterial poop, that I messed up on my ritual Sudoko puzzle. I usually breeze through a 2- or 3-star puzzle during a poop, but I've got a nice big blotch on the 1-star I was doing. X_X. I could also blame my distraction on Hellboy, which could easily be heard through the bathroom door, but that's just a cop out, really.
I've got no idea what this thing made out of. I've been on a forced diet, being semi-broke, so my eating habits have been less than stellar. Luckily for all you poop-fans, I've got not one but TWO family vacations coming up in the next month. I always eat good with family, so you'll get to see some grade-A shits soon. And in exotic locales, no less.
For those of you less patient, I had some Mexican food for dinner tonight. That should show up well before I take the trips, I hope, so that'll be good.
1 comment:
Yes, yes. Quite puny really. I'm really disapointed in your colon Greg. As far as exotic locales that can be looked forwards to from me, they would include puerto rico in august, and assorted bathrooms around raleigh NC in the near future!
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